With the launch of our Kidz House CD on July 4th, we've had so much fun getting them ready for the big event. In keeping with the moment, I thought you would enjoy some kids' humor. Here goes...
9-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. Joey said, "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge, and all the people walked across safely. He used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters and call in an air strike. They sent in bombers to blow up the bridge, and all the Israelites were saved." "Now, Joey, is that REALLY what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked. "Well, no, Mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
A child came home from Sunday School and told his mother that he had learned a new song about a cross-eyed bear named Gladly. It took his mother a while before she realized that the hymn was really "Gladly The Cross I'd Bear."
Student: Dear teacher, would you punish me for the things that i didn't do? Teacher: Well, Danny, of course not. Why would i? Student: Really? Teacher: Why did you ask? If you are innocent of it, you should not be afraid to speak up. Student: I guess you are right. Well, I didn't do my homework!
In a Nursery school setting, a teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing Christmas scenes. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to little Sarah who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. Sarah replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Sarah replied, 'They will in a minute'
When Peter was asked to expand his Algebra problem, here's what he turned in!
